web01.fireside.fm Wed, 06 May 2026 15:46:17 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Screeners Podcast - Episodes Tagged with “Pirates Of The Caribbean” https://screenerspodcast.com/tags/pirates%20of%20the%20caribbean Thu, 01 Jun 2017 10:15:00 -0400 Five friends with backgrounds in the production industry go head to head as they discuss, critique and argue about all things cinema. en-us episodic Screeners Podcast Five friends with backgrounds in the production industry go head to head as they discuss, critique and argue about all things cinema. no Screeners Podcast screenerscast@gmail.com Bonus Episode: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales https://screenerspodcast.com/pirates-5 51c92548-0632-4a88-94ae-b6258b513402 Thu, 01 Jun 2017 10:15:00 -0400 Screeners Podcast full Screeners Podcast Chad and Daniel went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The rest of the Screeners fell asleep just reading the title of the movie, so they wouldn’t be much help for this bonus episode. 35:25 no <p>Frankly, we’re worried about Johnny Depp. We’re afraid he might a gambling problem, or he’s made some terrible investments...or maybe he’s financing third-world revolutions on the down-low. There has to be <em>some</em> terrible reason that he’s in a fifth <em>Pirates of the Caribbean</em> movie. This is Nicolas Cage’s career all over again, and we just can’t watch.</p> <p>Or, most of the Screeners couldn’t watch. Chad and Daniel, however, take some kind of sadistic pleasure in Depp’s downward spiral, and they went to the theater to watch, well, dead men tell some tales. Was this installment any better than the previous four? The 8-ball we get most of our life advice from says “doubtful”, but maybe Daniel’s indefatigable optimism will save us all. </p> Frankly, we’re worried about Johnny Depp. We’re afraid he might a gambling problem, or he’s made some terrible investments...or maybe he’s financing third-world revolutions on the down-low. There has to be some terrible reason that he’s in a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie. This is Nicolas Cage’s career all over again, and we just can’t watch.

Or, most of the Screeners couldn’t watch. Chad and Daniel, however, take some kind of sadistic pleasure in Depp’s downward spiral, and they went to the theater to watch, well, dead men tell some tales. Was this installment any better than the previous four? The 8-ball we get most of our life advice from says “doubtful”, but maybe Daniel’s indefatigable optimism will save us all.

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Or, most of the Screeners couldn’t watch. Chad and Daniel, however, take some kind of sadistic pleasure in Depp’s downward spiral, and they went to the theater to watch, well, dead men tell some tales. Was this installment any better than the previous four? The 8-ball we get most of our life advice from says “doubtful”, but maybe Daniel’s indefatigable optimism will save us all.

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